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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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