before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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