when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
Randomize