So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
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