dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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