And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
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