i can't believe i had my finger in that
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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