I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
So much Jack, so little girl.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
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