i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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