i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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