So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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