This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Bring me that man meat
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
