Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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