what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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