i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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