just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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