Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
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