Its about making memories worth repressing
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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