Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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