My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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