I saw his package. It spoke to me.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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