champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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