you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
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