East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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