I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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