planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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