So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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