Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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