I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
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