Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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