I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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