I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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