Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
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