Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
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