Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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