I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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