im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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