Kareoke will never be a sober sport
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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