i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
seriously i just wanna be friends
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Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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