sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
