what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
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