he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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