the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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