There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I just gift wrapped bread.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
