the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
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