So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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