I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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