True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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