Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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