i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
so much tequila, so little girl.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
